So I was in Walmart yesterday... That would be the place to go when you need a good laugh.
I was wandering aimlessly, as one only can in Walmart, and wound up in the guy's clothing section looking at the t-shirts next to an old lady. haha. She had a couple laid out across her shopping cart and was holding up another and trying to decipher the curly "I'm a rockstar... um honest" type writing and design. Judging by her selections she was clearly not shopping for herself. She glanced at me and asked if I could tell her what the shirt said, it was like 'destruction' or something. She was like, "Ooh I don't think I like that......" and put it back.
I glanced at the other shirts on her shopping cart, and after a moment I asked her how old he was.
She told me her grandson was in 6th grade. I started laughing inside. Well, laughing more.. I picked up one of the shirts she had picked out and I asked her if she knew what it meant. This shirt had a row of stupid looking donkeys with a label under each one like, 'smart', 'wise', 'lazy', 'dumb', etc etc. You may have seen it.
She hesitated and clearly had no idea. I slowly explained that the silly little donkeys were, well, rather rude... XD
She wasn't getting it.
So I spelled it out for her. "This one is implying smart ass... this one is implying dumb ass..." etc. I've never seen anyone stuff something back on a shelf so quickly.
A few minutes later she came over and held up an obnoxious t-shirt with a big ugly wolf face plastered on the front.
"What does this one mean??"
"Ummm I'm pretty sure it's just a big wolf face..."
My toes got second degree frost bite a couple days ago- weird!! They were completely white, they felt like little rocks on my feet.... And yes, I do still have all my toes. Thanks for asking.