Sunday, November 6, 2011


Well, it's that time of year.  People are starting to break out the ChapStick..... Unless you happen to prefer these alternatives:

My aunt almost put wart remover on her lips the other day, the chapstick was in the other pocket.

My little sister (who is still figuring out this confusing language called English) informed me that she was in need of some "chop stick" because her lips were dry.   :)

I'm reminded of the scene in The Three Amigos (Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short) where Chevy Chase is drinking the only water they have in the middle of an endless desert - and not offering to share - and then going nuts with the chapstick - and then offering to share it... "Lip balm?" 

Napoleon Dynamite-  "MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!"

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